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Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online, 'Thought & Humor' has arrived after winding itsway through the Internet’s highways and byways to youridiosyncratic computer. We welcome all our great readers to another uniqueblend of the jocular with provocative rumination for yourdaily entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidiousand delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously.... =============== *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that wereunable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higherlearning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State. =============== Why Am I Here: Click Here =============== 'Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge,every Ivy League School & all major AmericanUniversities including UNC!!! =============== The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could notcrush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp itout with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask whythis book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with suchanimosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvinresponds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.they show they feel within its power, however unwillingly orreluctantly." - Joe Boot =============== To find out how you can begin a personal relationshipwith Jesus Christ, please call:1-888-NEED HIM.
Click HereClick Here Wist u dat de God van u houdt?Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?Avete saputo che il dio li ama?Você soube que o deus o ama?¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.htmlClick HereClick Here =============== Your very own library Click Here (Not amalgamated with 'Thought & Humor') =============== Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997 Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture =============== If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be trueand if you start thinking for yourself you may come to someconclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makesmore sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourselfto be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought couldbe true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and Ibelieve everyday what we don't understand unless it comes tothe issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll =============== There is simply no historic foundation for the position that theFramers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that wasconstitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned. - - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist =============== In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our formof government, the Christian religion is the established religion,and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed onequal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress waspetitioned to separate Christian principles from government,in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formalreport, including these words: "In this age there is no substitutefor Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. Thegreat vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief ofour people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospelof Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan =============== "It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to owntheir dependence upon the overruling power of Godand to recognize the sublime truth announced in theHoly Scriptures and proven by all history, that thosenations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." -- President Abraham Lincoln =============== Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;trust in money and you may have it taken from you; but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in time or eternity. - D.L. Moody =============== Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds. Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmoniesinto which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch they die outside. GK Chesterton
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